Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
Charlie529 tells us more.
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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shivamtrivedi 24
Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.
olpally 33
That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!
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Comments (97)
rawlings123 17
Well isn't that just repulsive
pangalactic 2
Next time take a lighter to work. Then you can do "The fire in the sky"
TimmyKenmuir 1
lol south africans are the best
little_one1 14
Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and say you're the only one.
Charlie529 5
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies
Polynomial 28
That is awesome, and your boss sounds hilarious. Any idea what caused it?
foxy_grampa 19
If you're a girl and your boss is a guy then why was he in the women's bathroom?
Polynomial 28
Where did she say she was in the bathroom?
charmanderCHAR 5
Oh god. I can smell the 'XD' in OP's post.
B6LLT 14
how's that a bad thing?
rawme21 12
You are awesome. I only got as far as a do-re-mi..
Caprica323 5
This actually made me laugh outloud!
JessicaRorroh 3
But at least it was awesome :)
funturtle23 6
Lol I'd ask for an encore.