Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
Charlie529 tells us more.
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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shivamtrivedi 24
Wow. That must have been a hell of a performance.
olpally 33
That's freaking hilarious and awesome! Lol. Hope you get promoted!
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Comments (97)
CupOfCoffee 14
I'm sorry, I think this is really funny! Good luck with your bowels and boss though ;)
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Awesome
jh921971 10
How is that a bad thing?
weveallbeenthere 30
good job. I can only burp it.
xStevieKingsleyx 12
Incredible. Seriously. That is awesome.
snackman98 5
Go into the music business
miss_jules 11
I can't see that being physically possible...
jairienfaite 20
I can't stop laughing this is so funny!
nismo98 14
Round of applause from me aswell!
Cagara_fml 10
new genre of fart rock, too bad u did not record it, was dying to hear it