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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
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greenltrn2003 0
lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha
Poke_my_mon 0
Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.
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Nakedsquirrel 5
lol
sublime93 0
That was awesome! Do you do birthday parties?
aback 5
Don't complain. You didn't want to KEEP a turbodouche like that, did you?
mhmmhmgood 0
did you really just say turbodouche
aback 5
Yes. Yes, I did.
pleasedonttellme 0
Go over there and make him a sandwhich
pacobored 0
Maybe you should go and work at the subway he's eats at regularly...
the_stereotype 0
that was awesome
jcommie 0
Not so much FYL. Saved you from him skipping town after getting you pregnant. Now THAT would have been a true FYL.
uallsuck 0
Yeah, ditto on all the people who say that is he's seriously that much of an ass, you don't want him. Also, were I you I would most certainly not be wasting precious smacking-that-douche time on the internet. Just saying.
iFruit 0
Triumvirate you deserve a million dollars, a hug, and a bunny rabbit.
123sploosh 0
much agreed
Exhumed 0
omg nice