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Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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Hahahaahahahha that guys amazing. even though it hurts.. and a lot he has a good sense of humor and dosnt care ;)

WE NEED A WHO CARES BUTTON!

I vote it goes next to the 'Whiner' button. (-;

why are you complaining?? you've just got rid of the bastard!!

wow ur gorgeous! ;)

Wow.... That must suck! [sorry] But if he dumped you like that then he aint worth your time!

EPIC MAN EPIC!!!!!

be proud, you are now part of an elite membership of people that get dumped with a subway sandwich tie in.

wow_its_me_hiya 0

FYL for having a boyfriend who goes to Subway.

kickingbabyseals 0

Only 8 months? Eat fresh.

Best.. break up.. ever

You deserve a roflcopter!