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Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

shellymelon2 0

hahaha that's great.

Mcstud1y 30

I'll have the SINGLE piece of ham and a SINGLE piece of cheese

theman_94 0

Hey he was hungry priorities first!

boomlol 0

Rofl, i think hes trying to say you wernt doing your job :P

DoomJeff91 2

So what'd he get?

angorashi 0

'five... Five dolla... Five dolla footlooooooong...'

RAMBabyyy 0

'from Subway!'

OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Oh how kind. That's sweet. They should have recorded it and used that for a commercial.

Casualt1234 0

sounds like you should've made him sandwiches more often.

Casualt1234 0

multiple pun win.

fmlfmlfml15 0

#26 ftw that just made my day