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Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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YDI for not being able to make sandwiches like the people at Subway. His next girlfriend/boyfriend is gonna be a Subway employee.

So it is tuna and steak sub?

cheetahboo2010 5

-is on phone while ordering sandwich- Yes, I'd like a 6-inch Italian BMT on wheat [I need to talk to you] toasted, please [it's over.] -continues to add vegetables to sandwich while crying commenses on phone- sorry, I was just trying to visualize it, FYL.

lukonthebritesid 0

wow, if hes the type of gguy to do that, i wouldnt want him anyway. he just wants to get some. he doesnt care about you.

Excellent, Triumvirate, just excellent!

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3020

he's a loser, good ridence!

maybe he shouldn't have had to go to subway to get a sammich made for him, you lazy *****.

What was he ordering a COCKMEAT SANDWICH