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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML
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greenltrn2003 0
lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha
Poke_my_mon 0
Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.
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madridbee 0
hilarious! best thing i've ever read here
DeadMansCrack 4
At least it wasn't McDonald's
zazazaza_fml 0
That's a man's man right there.
OnlySuspicion 0
My boyfriend of 7 months dumped me a while back over Skype while trying to talk one of his friends out of suicide. I know how you feel but, on the bright side, at least your call wasn't free!
joy_nash 7
This is too horrible and short not to be real! *hugs* your boyfriend is an ass.
Brando7992 0
LAWL
YelloAsylum 0
You got dumped because YOU should have been making your man his sammich.
c31996 0
Best comment ever. In the history of forever. And ever.
tehredbaran 0
LMFAO WIN! Best comment I've seen on here.
ik_im_not_funny 0
subway is the shit! Truth.