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Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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greenltrn2003 0

lmfao I can imagine how this convo would go... "Uhhh hey...you know what, hold on...(on italian please) you know what? I dont think we're gonna work out (oh...swiss)" haha

Poke_my_mon 0

Well, unless he was ordering a sweet onion chicken teriyaki, I'm sure you came away the winner.

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I hope he gets food poisoning.

lydiacoolness 0

that sucks but i still LARFed

How do u know he was in Subway? Did u hear anyone speaking broken English in the background? Oh btw, maybe he would've done it face-to-face if u got up every once in a while to make him a sandwich.

this wouldnt of had happened of you got him his sandwich.

either you picked a douchbag of a boyfriend, or he got sick of your incesant bitching. Either way, it's your fault.

helloworldof99 0

Ya and he was on http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=4252 too

maybe he wanted to eat something fresh unlike you

after this whole thing she is going to be on: http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=4546

I had subway today. a melt no big deal

Haha I dunno but you just seem like such a tragic person for some reason.