Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
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Top comments
georggx 3
that's pretty damn cool.
SecureReflex 0
You, OP, are the epitome of police incompetence. Congratulations.
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Comments (151)
yanna227 0
I mean was she doin something soo interesting that you had to sit with your mouth open daydreaming about her and your white picket fence for 3 mins. I mean wow never seen an attractive girl walk lol!
funzcpl 0
fyl? why? would it have been better if every single car would have blown their horns or started yelling "hey ******** pay attention!" then you would have looked stupid because that would of attracted her attention but you would have looked like a real douche instead of being able to eye **** her quietly!
Fa7_fml 0
agreed!
sxdryv 14
last time I gave a gentle beep beep to a police officer who missed the light he was so embarrassed he pulled me over and wrote me a ticket for "improper use of horn". WTF!?
Gloritank 8
Horns are only to be used if an accident is about to happen.
funzcpl 0
that's so messed up! what a prick!
Gloritank 8
It's the law lol. Least here.
sourgirl101 29
Really? Are you sure about that? Than I break the law a lot.(: I hate people that don't pay attention when the light turns green.
Gloritank 8
Yeah I'm sure lol. Majoring in administration of justice.
TheDrifter 24
Yeah it's the law. Residents of some large cities seem to think they're mostly for determining right of way and saying hello to people on the sidewalk though.
sxdryv 14
cops still shouldn't have that right...how come he didn't write himself a ticket for undue care and attention or some shit?
samicna 4
how is this an FML?
kiwi00 0
because he's a shitty cop.
kiwi00 0
You should of arrested her for being a distraction to motorists. Then tell her there's one thing she can do to be let go ;)
mitchn60 6
And if you were given that choice some day?What would you do, hmmm?
ChubEchaser 0
you work armed security and protection at 14 years old? If your gonna lie about something, lie about your age too.
loublade2005 0
nice 130. I woulda never noticed that haha
wombledn 0
you sir are a failure as a policeman and a human being. turn in your badge and human privileges
mintcar 10
Should'VE*
RebelYell14 4
no he's the average for policemen. they mostly stink. he probably typed this up while sitting at the next green light.
iHateThisLife 10
seems like everyone behind u at the light should be on FML since it truly applies to them.
perdix 31
Sounds like you were "protecting and serving" the right part of the population by making sure the cute girl could cross the street in perfect safety. Everyone behind you were probably smelly guys and fat, ugly chicks. Hot women are the human race's only chance for survival.
kiraaamaeee 0
i love the logic :')
smedrick 0
I don't get it.
hcastle23 2
ladies like a guy in uniform lol