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Move!

Anonymous - 10/11/2010 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

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Jennnn - 16/09/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

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Classic

Anonymous - 07/05/2021 17:01 - New Zealand

Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

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publicenemy - 15/09/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML

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PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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Overreach

VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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What's going on?

sexychica - - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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becca - 21/08/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

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Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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georggx 3

Wednesday 10 November 2010 18:56

that's pretty damn cool.

SecureReflex 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 19:06

You, OP, are the epitome of police incompetence. Congratulations.

elmorous 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:25

maybe they were all watching her too

PROBLEMS99 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:31

who wood horn a cop car

bfsd42 20

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:32

This is just a humorous story. Why is it an fml?

RyanJordan87 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:44

I wouldn't honked at your donut eating ass, do your job piggy

Na8 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:47

or they didn't honk becuz they were all starring at the same thing you were starring @

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:51

0.o I hope I wasn't that cute girl (I am pretty cute though) I was in York today...

markdoronio 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:55

JERK!

Usmc1812 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 22:02

stupid pig.

Major_General 10

Wednesday 10 November 2010 22:06

So, like all cops everywhere, you think you should be pitied for being a dick?

killersmoesje 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 22:15

it's awesome that you can do that so keep doing that and stay an asshole (just like Eric Cartman)

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