Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
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Top comments
georggx 3
that's pretty damn cool.
SecureReflex 0
You, OP, are the epitome of police incompetence. Congratulations.
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Comments (151)
stitch_book 4
i understand that sh*t happens when you don't mean for it to, but you of all people shouldn't be one to lose focus when on the job. YDI.
sourgirl101 29
You must have been the only one "horny".
tbonea1990 0
this is not an fml but a good story
nsjohnson 2
uh, win
joosuskills 0
pigs
Jester7 0
you ******* rock!!!
SooShee 0
I love a man in uniform!
peytyns_daddy10 0
Douchebag
iheartglasses 0
A police uniform-YUMMY! Of course had I been one of the cars behind you I would have been quick to say you were being a dick on purpose lol
carpediemryders 0
LOL now that's an Epic Win as a law enforcement officer my self, that's one good way to "serve and protect" making sure the girl got across the street safely.