Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML
IntarwebBroWsEr
Mr your moms pants, my house 35 years-old
crazyparents
Australia
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Dude, what the…?
Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML