Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm forbidden from hanging out with one of my friends. This happened after she was with us in a parking lot, and one of mom's smartass coworkers blasted his horn at us from a parked car to jolt us. My friend had a screaming breakdown; she has PTSD from losing her dad and sister in a car crash. FML
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom calling me. I'm 90 miles away, staying at my cousin's. Someone shit on the windshield of her car, and she is blaming my friends, and is pissed at me who is out of town, and my friends who I believe were driving to a out of state concert. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I let my roommate borrow my car to go to the store. Later, I saw a picture on Facebook of my roommate and his buddies with my car saying, "Gone for the weekend!" I work at 8am tomorrow and he won't answer my calls. FML
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kirbinator 0
who has a friend named morris?
xleanne_aLly 23
make your mom pay for it
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aguin8 0
what has the world come to
thewife5 19
I bet you wish he stole your car, it's much easier to find a stolen car than a stolen stereo. FYL.. sorry your mom fell for that:/
Ugi 27
"I'm your daughter's boyfriend Morris - I'm just popping up to her room for a while ..." Your mother should be more careful.
MangoRico1 1
sorry the bank is closed, I will be collecting all deposits in this brown bag. thank you have a nice day.
Friaza 29
^ Win statement is win.
Emmy_The_Great 2
u mad bro?
sematariux 7
fail
sematariux 7
that's ******* LOW! I'd beat my moms ass for being so naive
LaughinStock 16
I don't think kicking your mom's ass would be the best solution, making her pay it back yes
thewife5 19
I kinda think maybe you needed your ass beat more as a kid to talk like that at the age of 21.
DavLynn 4
that'd be pretty low if you "beat your moms ass" don't you think?
PrimeStarscream 30
Sorry, but your mom is stupid.
tinamari3 0
your moms pretty much a dumbass
kyndersmommy10 0
report it stolen? ever think of that?
Friaza 29
How would you know if he did or not! don't get sassy with the OP >:(
kyndersmommy10 0
good lord exxccuuusseee me!
Ghostkiller12345 9
bad bitch lord excuse me!
goshpeople 4
Instead, you'll feel and hear what Morris (or whoever ends up with the sound system) blasts in his car. And you might hate their musical preferences even more than the OP's.