Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm forbidden from hanging out with one of my friends. This happened after she was with us in a parking lot, and one of mom's smartass coworkers blasted his horn at us from a parked car to jolt us. My friend had a screaming breakdown; she has PTSD from losing her dad and sister in a car crash. FML
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom calling me. I'm 90 miles away, staying at my cousin's. Someone shit on the windshield of her car, and she is blaming my friends, and is pissed at me who is out of town, and my friends who I believe were driving to a out of state concert. FML
Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I let my roommate borrow my car to go to the store. Later, I saw a picture on Facebook of my roommate and his buddies with my car saying, "Gone for the weekend!" I work at 8am tomorrow and he won't answer my calls. FML
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kirbinator 0
who has a friend named morris?
xleanne_aLly 23
make your mom pay for it
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Comments (99)
TaylorTheBoss 4
I don't see any possible way OP could've deserved this.. so why is there so many votes towards it??
maskedman 9
I blame 12 year olds for that.
cufaoil 11
for letting his all too gullible and far too trusting mom have access to his keys, perhaps? still don't see why he'd deserve it, that'd be like someone deserving to have their tv stolen because it was a good one... haters gonna hate... jealousy and envy are rife...
CasualZombie 6
"sup I'm Morris. can I shoot you in the kneecaps?" "you bet, buddy!"
loveshorses1991 0
I never met a person who had the name of Morris. I know people who have that last name though.
CasualZombie 6
"I'm Morris. can I rape your family members while you watch?" "with a name like Morris, how could I refuse?"
Danni_04 13
For some reason at the mention of the name Morris all I can think about is Morris Dancing. Weird...
CasualZombie 6
"hello, I'm Morris and I'd like to talk to you about Jesus" "GTFO"
DjeePee 25
Well, I must admit that that fellow is one clever thief.
maddie2015 0
how does your mom not know your friends?
CaramelRainbows 2
I'm assuming OP has a lot friends.
bishh_fml 0
YDI for letting your mother have keys
jkrupili12 0
your mom is ******* stupid