Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML
Today, my parents lectured me about how my girlfriend will ruin my life, because she's a single mom, a recovering alcoholic, and has chronic health issues. Apparently, I should be with their friend's rude, trashy daughter, who can't keep a job, and goes on a drunken, drug-fueled bender every other week. I'm 31. FML
Today, it's been 2 weeks since I took my girlfriend to meet my friends, and they made her play a drinking game. A question she had to answer was about me and how she liked my hygiene, because her ex had terrible hygiene and never wiped his ass. Today she dumped me for him, so now to my friends I'm the guy who is lower than the skidmarks guy. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
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airbornerose 0
Wow. Sounds like the girlfriend is the idiot.
null_fml 11
I think there's more to this story than a 300-character-limit allows. (or whatever number it actually is)
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Comments (90)
Bullshet 0
You're lucky she left. She sounds like an idiot anyway.
nomo_fml 0
Wow, both she and her parents are idiots. You're better off without them.
thatonesinginkid 0
Her brain is obviously smaller than a wasp's. Hey, at least you're free to date that cute girl you work with in the lab.
flyingpan8 0
wow... well your girlfriend and her parents sound really dumb. i think you are better off.. save your money that you waste on your lame ass dates where you may or may not get laid depending on her ******* mood and spend it on some high class ***** who will live you long time. lol, i joke about the ***** but seriously, a huge huge "**** u stupid bitches" to your gf & her dumbass family..
balanceMMX 0
you are better off without her/them... not an FML
mattmag 0
Sounds like your girlfriend and her parents had this planned.
DaddyzgURL_109 0
Awww thats actually very sad her parents are very judge-mental and they don't know what they are talking about soo just forget about it shes not worth it
ravenscorne 0
Seriously, working in a chemistry lab does not make you smell like cheap vodka, I work in one and I don't smell like that at all. So you're obviously either lying, or you suck at your job which means that the parents were right about you.
GoArmy6624 7
YDI Liberal hippie
Nightmare1 0
gf is dumb