Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML
Today, my parents lectured me about how my girlfriend will ruin my life, because she's a single mom, a recovering alcoholic, and has chronic health issues. Apparently, I should be with their friend's rude, trashy daughter, who can't keep a job, and goes on a drunken, drug-fueled bender every other week. I'm 31. FML
Today, it's been 2 weeks since I took my girlfriend to meet my friends, and they made her play a drinking game. A question she had to answer was about me and how she liked my hygiene, because her ex had terrible hygiene and never wiped his ass. Today she dumped me for him, so now to my friends I'm the guy who is lower than the skidmarks guy. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
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airbornerose 0
Wow. Sounds like the girlfriend is the idiot.
null_fml 11
I think there's more to this story than a 300-character-limit allows. (or whatever number it actually is)
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Comments (90)
Peter80 0
I work in a biological lab as well, and work with different kinds of ethanol a lot too. At least enough to know that it doesn't leave an odour after it evaporates. So just confess the wodka, ok.. ;)
ak7987 0
ydi 4 bad hygene
wrigglezeus 0
I could believe this as parents would say it to his face with protection of their daughter from a 'drunk' and I'm studying a course in university that involves alot of chemistry and I've come home after classes many times stinking of ethanol. pretty much smells like vodka
Wooksta 0
think of it this way, do you really wanna go out with somebody like that?
fuckingright 0
Good riddance, she's obviously an immature and completely without confidence.
tehgeorgeh 0
If her parents were that stupid, she's probably not too bright herself. A drunk is going to be totally composed (probably driving, too), and explain to them about their job at a bio lab. Doesn't look like she's a real loss at all.
ChChCharlie 10
And she listened to her parents? Well hey, if they hadn't thought you were a drunk she would have broken up with you the next time they had doubts about you. I say good riddance :)
Bryan_Z 0
Do you really want to live with a retard like her?
joethebiden 8
Idiot bitch raised by idiot parents. Good riddance, my friend.
RuralNinja 0
You're better off in the long run, she obviously isn't ready for a relationship yet as she's still too attached to her parents.