Today, my ex-boyfriend admitted the reason he broke up with me was because he cheated and felt awful about it. The girl is now pregnant, but he swears it isn't his. Guess we'll find out in a few months if my daughter has a sibling. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
Today, my husband told me he cheated on me two years ago with his ex-fiancée. In the process, he got her pregnant, but said it was okay, because she didn't keep it. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
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Ahaddad123 27
Wow... What a horrible guy
weveallbeenthere 30
step kids, so much fun. maybe you could all move in together and get a TV show out of it.
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Comments (59)
scrollingthru 10
So you and the girl he cheated with are both pregnant? Wow twist ending!!! lol
ballerinaaub 17
I know he cheated and all, but you know what at least he left and didn't stay. OP could've found out he was cheating on her while they were still together. I give props to that. But he's still the father of your child and he needs to be there to support her too!
jennygill 6
It should be TheMathMajorMoron...jeez...*****...GET OUT OF THE GENE POOL.
MissEris 27
At least he broke up with you. It could have been much worse, he could have strung you along till you found out from the other girl.
drivingmoleman 3
Better off letting him go.
braysdada24 4
Maury: "You are the father......"
olga_crvjl 19
Sounds like my story except it was his kid & I don't have kids lol and the story continues on
zr11990 8
You are an idiot for getting knocked up by him before you were married. That is why you are supposed to wait
deehart8484 3
This happened to me.. My (husband now) had his x wife 8 months pregnant when I was a month pregnant.. He didn't know she was pregnant until after she had given birth. It's a weird situation when we get her
gobblepuss 3
It's because of your H.i.V honey. Don't be shy. Be CURED