Today, my boyfriend and I were furniture shopping. They had miniature versions built of some of the desks. He commented how they were "cute for little kids" to use. They were 6 inches tall. I had to explain to him that they were only models, not real desks. I'm dating Zoolander. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
Today, when I finally got delivered the new kitchen table that I ordered online a week ago, I found out that it was actually a kitchen table for a dollhouse, as I forgot to check the size. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I ordered a designer jacket online. When it arrived, it was doll-sized. It turns out that I bought a limited edition meant for action figures. FML
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hotshot0185 15
What is this...... A school for ants
xlord 27
Seriously, it need to be at least 2 or 3 times bigger!!!
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Comments (71)
ilovera 7
Now you should worry about what he said the size of his measurements are down there.
arleenxo 11
I hope he wasn't that small when he was younger.
ladybuglet 22
Did he go to a school for people who can't read so good? Or does he have gasoline fights?
CharresBarkrey 16
And who want to learn how to do other things good, too?
Banyes 7
lucky fo you
tehdarkness 21
I really hope he meant for kids to play with and not sit at!
Rogerrr57 21
At least he thinks about the kids and understands that there is more to life than being just really really really good looking
FindingYujin 26
Someone didn't graduate from the center for kids who can't read good.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I just hope that at least your boyfriend is really really really ridiculously good looking
threer 30
Or has a good PERSONALITY?
Epikouros 32
My penis is 6 inches tall when it's hard, and I admit, it's a cute thing to play with, but not for little kids.
mmizbbz210 13
27, Your profile pic says it all...
confundo 7
Did it occur to you that he may have been joking? For all I know you could be an uptight bitch with no sense of humor.