Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML
Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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youliketacos 0
You should have been like "Just kidding.. My brother told me to tell you he's grounded."
playboybunny195 0
This made me lol, but totally sucks! That'd be so embarrassing!
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Comments (138)
borkchop1992 15
ohh this could be the sexy start of a ****
YayorNay 8
I can see as a good start, but where does it lead to...?
TalkinSmack 6
Offer him A BJ, then he might wanna hang out with ya!
JTHolloway200 0
only if she's hot
WCARlover 35
Nope pretty much only if she has a working mouth
WCARlover 35
Oh goodness, how embarrassing :( you shouldve played it off and been like "oh I knew that, I figured you rather wouldve hung out with the better looking sibling ;)"
ItsTheKing 10
Great save. Now all we need to do is invent you a time machine so you can go back in time and tell her that. Damn our slow advancements.
AmandaIsMyName 0
Lol what a fail!!!
AnagenisisZagus 13
Smooth move. Pay better attention.
perdix 31
Shit! Now you know he wants to date your brother. He probably wasn't gay to begin with, but when you seduced him (pretending to be your brother), I'll bet he said, "Hmmm, this is starting to make sense."
brianjman14 23
Hahahaha, hilarious Perdix.
slowedandthrowed 1
Ha their gonna make fun of you all the time now!
YayorNay 8
If those are tatoos on your face...
Clozzie 0
Bless you xx
sheethapins 13
Who sneezed?
HomeAl0ne 20
Time to leave a browser window open with the results of a "Are you gay?" test showing. With your brother still logged on of course.
ariannaa_fml 17
FML from the mom Today, my son decided to cone out to me. How? He left his Facebook up with the chat saying that he'll 'hang out' with another boy and the test results to 'are you gay?'. FML
Eckristen 1
BS how did you not know?