Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML
Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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Top comments
youliketacos 0
You should have been like "Just kidding.. My brother told me to tell you he's grounded."
playboybunny195 0
This made me lol, but totally sucks! That'd be so embarrassing!
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Comments (138)
californiadime 0
Sooooo awkwardd
SucksToBeYouBruh 0
Awwwwwkwwwwwarrrrd haha
SkyLover 0
I do hope you two did get to hang out still. Still funny though.
s15c 9
I felt second hand embarrassment from that one.
Kendall_Cali97 8
That's akward and embarrassing... FYL
cookiemonstabrah 0
Damn suck eh.
UrNotSry 0
How did you not notice the pic of your brother were yours should have been while you were messaging him
Valentine_Beauty 5
wow that really sucks...
mr_sarcastic416 29
Aren't there like 3 similar FML's like this? rough day for females that like males (that are into their brothers instead)