Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed like a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his arms really wide to me… so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door first. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went in for an interview with a firm where I'd done some interning before. After shaking hands with both the directors, I went to shake hands with one of the director's wives, who also works there. Turns out she was going for a hug and kiss on the cheek. I ended up kissing her on the lips. FML
Today, I went to a job interview super early and giddy with enthusiasm. While waiting in the lobby, I struck up a friendly conversation with a bloke who was also waiting around in a suit. I jokingly told him, “Good luck mate, but I’m getting this job.” Turns out he was the hiring manager. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, I went in to hug my boss after a big project presentation, all because I misread his body language and thought he was opening his arms to me, but he was actually reaching for his jacket. I basically hugged his sleeve while he stared at me like I’d lost my mind. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML
Today, I met the old couple I would be house-sitting for. As I was leaving the lady stuck her fist out towards me. After a seconds awkward pause I thought she wanted to fist-bump so stuck mine out and bumped. Turned out she was handing me the key. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
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Sportsfreak2034 0
haha..the awkward hug
AgentMull 0
Good News Everyone!
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ohthatsucks 0
heard this FML already. gosh, stop putting same FML's with a same exact concept in it! it's really annoying.
danedo 0
Everytime I read one of these stories, I either think a) I don't go out enough b) I'm not trusting enough or c) I'm not dumb enough to hug someone pretty randomly. Or maybe this just has never happened to me. Any way, just in case it does happen in the future, I will simply just stand there and wait the other party to make a move before reciprocating. Lesson learned, thanks FML!
ScoobyDoo22 0
OH- mein Gott dieses ist die lustige Weise zu und Nr. 4, die Person sagte, daß sie kidding
nnnnn12345 0
omg i did that once
mother_green7 0
dude hugging random people is the shit i once saw a hobo with a sign "hugs for drugs" ...lol that was a great day
I_love_hugs 0
haha I do this ALL THE TIME. Don't worry. Once I went in for a hug for this guy who was holding his arms out, looking like he wanted a hug from me, but was actually wanting to hug the person behind me.
Serial 2
you should of simply said: "Aww, thanks for letting me go first!" and the hug was just a thank you
ohhhhshizzz 0
#13: wtf bahah, that is really funny.
lyndis_fml 0
Scooby, it's still annoying if they're kidding, and I'm willing to bet very few people here understand you. Scooby, es ist noch dumm wenn #1 ist "kidding," und niemand hier versteht Sie.
katieface 0
hahahaha