Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed like a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his arms really wide to me… so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door first. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in for an interview with a firm where I'd done some interning before. After shaking hands with both the directors, I went to shake hands with one of the director's wives, who also works there. Turns out she was going for a hug and kiss on the cheek. I ended up kissing her on the lips. FML
Today, I went to a job interview super early and giddy with enthusiasm. While waiting in the lobby, I struck up a friendly conversation with a bloke who was also waiting around in a suit. I jokingly told him, “Good luck mate, but I’m getting this job.” Turns out he was the hiring manager. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, I went in to hug my boss after a big project presentation, all because I misread his body language and thought he was opening his arms to me, but he was actually reaching for his jacket. I basically hugged his sleeve while he stared at me like I’d lost my mind. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML
Today, I met the old couple I would be house-sitting for. As I was leaving the lady stuck her fist out towards me. After a seconds awkward pause I thought she wanted to fist-bump so stuck mine out and bumped. Turned out she was handing me the key. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
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Sportsfreak2034 0
haha..the awkward hug
AgentMull 0
Good News Everyone!
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Comments (121)
CRC17 0
hahaha, that's really stupid, really funny, and kinda cute at the same time. Your a bit of Twat though. Did you get the job?! lol
hihi890 0
that is soo funnnnny
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
Verwenden Sie einen On-Line-Übersetzer. Es arbeitet für mich.
melishusss 0
i agree with #7. that is cute! and i love cute little old men!
crescendo518 0
well since we're all talking in german now: Die Menschen müssen damit aufhören, unhöflich, sie, weil sie nicht sprechen englisch. Lassen Sie sich nicht unverständig zu anderen Kulturen!
ohhhhshizzz 0
i wanna get in on the german: Ich wünsche, dass Sie Kerle beendigen würden, Deutsches, lol I' zu sprechen; m-sprechender Deutscher. Jetzt was?
sillyguhh93 0
hahahahahaha
HelloStarshine 0
Of course. The complete stranger is definitely asking for a hug because that's just how the world is today. This is exactly why when people do gestures like that, I hesitate to do anything. Ouch.. must have been embarrassing.
qkzp 0
yeah, not to offend the OP or anything... but you probably should have read the awkward hug one that was posted like five hours ago. not that i think your life is any less f***ed than theirs... but probably wait a few days until that other one has worn off of people's minds haha.
DizzyDemon0 9
Hahahaha..you are retarded. Also. I'm bored. Just figured I'd slip that one in.