Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, at work, my manager thought I needed to be showed how to use Windex. FML
Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML
Today, I went to open my bedroom curtains while still in my pajamas, which, in my defense, were just a very oversized T-shirt. I didn’t realize the window cleaners were outside until I heard one of them say, “Morning!” We made prolonged eye contact before I slowly closed the curtains like I was lowering the lid on my own coffin. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed like a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his arms really wide to me… so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door first. FML
Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML
Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML
Today, my boss held his polo shirt one inch from my nose and asked me to smell it. He said that he was going into one of our tenants' apartment and wanted to smell him before and after so I could judge said apartment's cleanliness. FML
Today, I went to a guy's dorm for the first time. He told me to wait outside for a minute because he had to "clean something up" first. When I told him I'm 420 friendly, he said, "Nah I just came on my desk earlier and didn't feel like wiping it up." FML
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Top comments
k34nu 7
WTH? Why would someone want to be sprayed with windex...?
Reid5 6
Why would you hug a complete stranger?
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Comments (109)
k34nu 7
WTH? Why would someone want to be sprayed with windex...?
digitaljunky 5
That is a luxury shower for homeless people! It's Not everyday they get a windex shower AND a hug! That sir is one lucky hobo
Birdie_Sage 0
It cleans you better than that nasty fluid that comes out of a shower head.
blackheart24 10
You mean water? Idk about you, but I prefer my showers be in water...
777tman 5
I prefer golden showers
X_Codes 11
Why would you hug some guy that wanted to be sprayed with windex...?
laden_swallow09 35
He has a giant rash all over his front! Did no one watch My Big, Fat Greek Wedding? I only watched it once seven years ago
shellz102 12
I don't know which is weirder. The fact that you hugged a random stranger or the fact that he wanted to be sprayed with windex...
Cad6 24
#1 - Win. That was quite a dexterous comment.
AFCA020 4
#66 hugging a random stranger is a nice thing to do though
tracker7 5
27- you mean the WATER?
SpottedZebra42 14
53 - I'm afraid this FML flew way over your head....
TannerMinnich 0
Why wouldn't you hug a stranger? I do it almost every day.
silencebabyy 23
Maybe its an addiction or something
shellz102 12
Next on, My Strange Addiction. Hahaha
Reid5 6
Why would you hug a complete stranger?
DomDomxoxo 16
Maybe OP wanted some affection.
Birdie_Sage 0
Op wanted to be loved! But got rejected.
Urbanchiller 0
Ya rejected for a windex
MrSassypants 34
How do you know he was a complete stranger? He could have an eye-patch or missing a finger or two. Do not make assumptions.
perdix 31
Lust.
fodbold25 12
In order to show some compassion. Or maybe he was having a rough day and just needed to feel loved.
KingOfAmazing 9
I don't see much wrong with the hugging of a complete stranger. Depending on the stranger, that could've just made their whole day. You never know what something as small as a simple hug can do! As far as the windex, I'm not sure why anyone would want to be sprayed with it..
KrazyKlutzyKali 2
I was gonna say, do you normally hug random people, or was it just an in the moment kind of thing?
docscientist 10
It's a better conclusion than thinking someone would actually want to be sprayed with windex.
Sebastian_NG 17
Definitely not a ydi, hug is less awkward than windex
iBanana 17
...I'm pretty sure a Windex fetish is more awkward.
Kyot3 7
That's what he just said...
iBanana 17
I read it too fast..... Derp :( Apologies for a useless comment.
iBanana 17
I SAID I WAS SORRY
resshead 0
Spread the love. Spread the Windex.
godhatesyou777 3
Dude your pic had me rofl "rape face" ewok is hilarious
Pelreskovich 11
How could you not know he wanted to be sprayed with Windex? You'll be cleaning the toilets later and he'll walk in, eyes closed and mouth open wanting toilet water in his mouth.
louielove19 4
Ahaha :)
connerwonner 7
It's not everyday someone wants Windex sprayed on them.
DeathBunny218 37
I wish i was there to see this. Best FML for a while.
Torva_fml 16
That's debatable.
ifoundalaska 11
It's ok, he's just as weird as you :-)
babe7260 30
Love your screen name
muffinXmonster 12
People are so odd.... What happened to just standing there for a hug
Havin 19
Windex
muffinXmonster 12
Damn cleaning supplies
ladyLALAA 29
Too much My Big Fat Greek Wedding!
digitaljunky 5
"Give me a word, any word, and I show you that the root of that word is Greek"
DontModMeDammit 10
Penis? Xbox? Coca cola?
rubberduckie94 13
He just wanted that fresh clean feeling and smell because he just got done having sex with his christian accountability partner.
joyc3 10
LMFAO^
audiophileMom 11
I could kiss you! Best comment in a while.
rubberduckie94 13
Thanks. Sometimes you get lucky and think of a good one. ; ).
j_sheree6121 10
That's awesome! I literally LOL