Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Did his daughter have to leave her ACT prep class early to collect his sorry ass and pay for the damages?
Mideoyeo 12
That's not cool, but on the other hand congrats for becoming a mother soon OP!
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Comments (88)
raesos91 26
alcohol? at a baby shower? o.o
tmmundy 17
I just hope OP wasn't taking part in the drinking as well.
Geometric 18
This sounds like suspiciously similar to an FML I read not that long ago, except it was from the viewpoint of the friend.
Geometric 18
Wait a minute, no it isn't.
maz95 17
Maybe alcohol at a baby shower isn't such a good idea.
KociaQ 30
YDI... who the fudge serves alcohol at a baby shower party.... ??
Lioness8197 18
Did it dawn upon you that maybe it's for the guests?
thewife5 19
I do
osf777 2
There's way too many men going to baby showers these days. men should do something separate to celebrate if they want to do a get together.
Enslaved 38
Why is that? Not all baby showers end badly. It's nice to get everyone together to celebrate this blessed event. Btw I don't see a bunch of guys partying on their own being any better. :P
13ky13 20
27, that seems rather sexist of you. Why should men have to do something different? Because this one incident ended in a fight?
TheDrifter 24
The women celebrate impending motherhood, the men celebrate impending fatherhood? While directly related, they are different events, with different life changes and thus deserving of different atmospheres and gifts for their celebrations.
13ky13 20
And what exactly are the different life changes once the baby is born?
poccocurantes 7
Don't worry his daughter is on the way to pick him up. just give her the bill for the damages.
yeongji 31
I never understood the concept of having alcohol at a baby shower. Whenever alcohol is around, people tend to get stupid, and to have it at a baby shower, you are just asking for trouble. Not all parties/celebrations need alcohol to have fun.
Thatguy334 7
Where as it totally sucks, why in the world would you be serving booze at a baby shower?
buckdharma 38
The fight started when the drunk guy got hold of the breast pump. He was mixing White Russians and needed some half and half.
Dallyni 22
Why would there be drinking at a baby shower?