Today, my dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I came back from my first day of voluntary rehab for my meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day, smoking weed and playing video games, all on my mom's salary. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my father has been unemployed for 8 of my parents' 25 years of marriage, and my mom still supports him. I've been unemployed for three months and my mom is kicking me out. The difference is, I'm actually applying places. He just plays video games. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my dad snooped at my payslip and now he keeps calling me a tight cunt who should contribute more. This from the man who smokes 50 a day but hasn’t had full-time employment since 2009. Plus I pay rent, and the gas and electric when he can’t afford to, which is every month. FML
Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for using legal marijuana to help treat my potentially terminal cancer, which is kind of hypocritical for the man who spent significant portions of my childhood in jail for selling cocaine to rich high school kids. FML
Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML
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Top comments
PrincessPesa 20
Good for you for getting clean. Why care what he says if he's such a loser?
SweetasCandy0609 28
#1 did you miss the part where he just got out of voluntary rehab?
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Comments (192)
monagro 22
You do have a meth problem...
onorexveritas 24
well atleast you're getting better...hopefully
sirsamsalot 5
your both losers.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
First of all, *you're, second, how is the OP a loser when he voluntarily attended rehab for his addiction? That's takes a lot for a drug addict to voluntarily seek help for their addiction instead of being forced into it by a friend or relative, especially if the addict lives with another addict and a person who enables that other addict.
septembers_over_fml 3
Then dont even acknowledge his stupid comment.
demonic_angel85 2
rather late to comment, but what the hell? i believe the phrase "takes one to know one" can be applied rather well here.
chuckcloninger 12
Have you stopped laughing at him yet?
xgetxbentx 13
You should probably move out, I don't mean to sound negative, but your odds of staying sober in that environment aren't good. At least you're trying to get your shit together. Sounds like you're better off without much of a relationship with your dad.
mimaayyy 7
at least you know you're better than him
randomred 1
Congrats on getting clean! I got sober from meth, alcohol, pot and other drugs as a teenager, sent myself to rehab, then lived with my drug and alcohol addicted parents for two more years. My mother once told me she liked me better when I was using. It was rough then, but now I have over 17 years clean. Stick with it, and try not to let them get you down!
randomred 1
Also, if you can, or have to move out, don't feel bad about it, it could save your life.