Today, my dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I came back from my first day of voluntary rehab for my meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day, smoking weed and playing video games, all on my mom's salary. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my father has been unemployed for 8 of my parents' 25 years of marriage, and my mom still supports him. I've been unemployed for three months and my mom is kicking me out. The difference is, I'm actually applying places. He just plays video games. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my dad snooped at my payslip and now he keeps calling me a tight cunt who should contribute more. This from the man who smokes 50 a day but hasn’t had full-time employment since 2009. Plus I pay rent, and the gas and electric when he can’t afford to, which is every month. FML
Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for using legal marijuana to help treat my potentially terminal cancer, which is kind of hypocritical for the man who spent significant portions of my childhood in jail for selling cocaine to rich high school kids. FML
Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML
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Top comments
PrincessPesa 20
Good for you for getting clean. Why care what he says if he's such a loser?
SweetasCandy0609 28
#1 did you miss the part where he just got out of voluntary rehab?
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Comments (192)
wtdafuq 6
Imagine what your mom's FML would read like!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I would say she deserves it for being such a pushover. She should've ditched that loser a long time ago if he makes absolutely no effort to look for a job.
skylerp101 7
Be like it takes one to know one or something like that
CaroAurelia 12
Anyone would have a meth problem after dealing with that. Good on you for taking charge of your addiction. Hope you're clean now!
emmsies 16
be proud that instead of being like him you solved your problem and helped yourself a great deal.
bassfisher100 23
at least you know you're putting forth effort to get clean while he doesn't do shit (._.)/
XxPojoxX 17
I think it's pretty awesome that you know you have a problem and you are actively working against it in rehab. Congrats.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Congrats on making the choice to quit meth, you have my support all the way, especially since you made the choice for yourself rather than have somebody else forcing it on you. And what does your mom see in that loser anyway? If I were her, I would've kicked him out a long time ago and told him to never come back for anything.