Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
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whatchutalkinbou 0
So make him another sandwich
EffinAhole 0
Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!
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Comments (305)
kportal69 5
you're a strong person. child support. or just cut his dick off. simple solutions to a big problem. or a coat hanger and flight of stairs. whichevers easiest.
mrzero 0
FYL but you should know, that's coming
jon7688 7
the sandwich must have sucked
Johnnieeeeee 0
lol I guess you're another england statistic now. learn how to use some sort of protection, dumbass.
ivynorth 0
it's amazing how ppl r still making fun of this... u may laugh only if this shit is just a jk.. if not i feel bad abt op.. what should she do now? ... it's not funny. hope u r lying..
20waffleater10 0
now that I think about it, you should have made him a club sandwich with bacon if you would have done that you'd still have a man and that kids would have a dad! ps:tell him you'll give him a blumpkin he might cum back
porschka 0
Maybe you should keep more fresh fruit around the house, and chocolate chips in pancakes.
amandaasuee 2
whatta dick
yummycupcakegirl 0
that wasnt mayo... oops:(
theshined 0
fake