Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
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whatchutalkinbou 0
So make him another sandwich
EffinAhole 0
Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!
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Comments (305)
underpaid011 0
what an ass! but he can't just walk away. legally.
friday170 0
he planed it out so u can make him one last sandwich!!! u must make good sandwiches
sxldv8 0
what a dead beat loser at least dob him in and make him pay child support or wealthfare he's good enough to have sex with u but not good enough to committee to the coniceices what a loser
krissy0880 0
you should make him 2 sandwiches :)
beam32 0
what a tool!
TrevNaaasty 0
Dang you just got dropped like santa clause in july that sucks but pretty funny YDI your fault for pickin that guy in the first place
ImaginaryFoe 1
Because such a fairy tale as this can only end with 'happily ever after', right? She doesn't have to wait for him. I'm hoping that OP has learned the hard way that this is her life, not theirs. She has to make the decisions that are best for her and not sit around hoping the idiot who forgot he knocked a girl up decides he will give her another chance.
lisaaaar 0
well hopefully your child doesn't have daddy's memory! it'll be be sad everytime you feed it that you'll have to remind him/her that daddy doesn't love them :<
20waffleater10 0
typical human male. back on my home planet when the male gets his bluecarg pregnant he has to stay or else the bluecarg will eat him!
jaybird09 0
get a lawyer, go to court, have them get proof he is the father, get him to pay for child support