Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
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whatchutalkinbou 0
So make him another sandwich
EffinAhole 0
Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!
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Comments (305)
xoxo31 0
I'm not trying to correct OP or anything, but is it all right or alright? it always confuses me.
Action_Bastard 0
Looks like he was planning to go AWOL from the start. Probably the sandwich was a foreshadowing of the quality of your cooking and helped him decide whether he was going to stay or not.
Jiujitsu77 0
think your BF is BIPOLAR........that sucks
samadams42 0
numba 1 you totally made my day ahahahahaha
candy29 10
one sandwhich later? haha like a measurment of time?
beastinbooty 0
what douche... you don't need him anyways.
beastinbooty 0
what douche... you don't need him anyways.
arsh333 0
child support
lollipopXx 0
what a dick
torcherdsoul 0
well @ least u ended up pregnat. my ex boyfriend awhile ago were tryin and we broke up then he goin and fools around w another girl and she says he's the father so he says he has 2 take care of her but loves me. but then he found out he cnt have kids