Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
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whatchutalkinbou 0
So make him another sandwich
EffinAhole 0
Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!
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Comments (305)
aback 5
Momma didn't warn you, but most guys didn't grow up playing with baby dolls, so they're not all "SQUEEE" when girlfriend tells them about the impending kid. What they see is some dumb chick they may have been banging for the past couple months who's auditioning for an 18-yr meal ticket. Use contraception. Don't bring lives into the world just because you *can*. The prisons are full of them. And spay and neuter your pets. This has been a public service announcement.
RedPillSucks 33
So the woman has to do all the planning because the guy doesn't have enough brains to think with anything other than his dick? It's not just up to her to use contraception. It's both peoples responsibility.
DevilDoll 0
agree! with 133(:
aback 5
It's up to her to look out for herself. She's the one who will risk her health and life to bear that child, plus she's the one who'll traditionally get stuck with it once it's born. If she's not totally ready, she needs to look out for herself.
bbyiitsCANDY 0
ydi for not using protection and look what you have now, a baby
20waffleater10 0
you should eat the baby
aardvarkish 17
baby sammich. (I can't believe I just said that.)
FFML_314 12
I CAN! You wicked, wicked man!
nitemare0 17
sue for child support
20waffleater10 0
ruby...i can see where you are comin from and how you say most guys(she doesn't mean it so literally ppl) yea the stereotype that most guys are pigs and asses is sorta true, but there are just as many guys that are good! I have been dating my girlfriend for three years and she will be moving in shortly, so im proof that they are out there. and a little tip for you ladys a good man is hard to find but a hard man is good find! :)
its_tuesday 6
wow reading comments on here sometimes makes me want to vomit. i hate people. anyway op fyl. just try and be the best mother you can be and love that baby with everything you have.
RedPillSucks 33
soylent green is good though. amiright?
Shaggy_92 5
i know some of these people are ******* retarded
da_monkey_on_ur_ 0
man that must of been one hell of a sandwich
imcutefml 0
he is like my dad -.-
july637 3
Time for an abortion.
PirateGirl12 11
sounds like someone is afraid of commitment. maybe you shouldn't have reminded him so soon. but FYL for him being a douche bag