Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
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whatchutalkinbou 0
So make him another sandwich
EffinAhole 0
Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!
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Comments (305)
davidsod 0
should have used a condom
fits138 0
Fact: within weeks 1-4 of the embryonic period (which is the first 8 weeks of development) the heart forms and starts beating. the eyes and ears also form, along with it's body systems and limb buds. I hate when people argue when they have no clue about fetal development. pro life, pro choice, whatev. it's got a heart that's beating. hope you learned something today :) and op: that sucks. hopefully he'll turn around. good luck.
CelticxCutie 0
glad to see you have good taste in men. *rolls eyes*
davidsod 0
Should've used a condom
Fsvb 32
@272 who said they didn't?
xgetxbentx 13
if he's that forgetful you're probably better off without him.
PhillyFox 0
All you should be worrying about is him coughing up child support for the next 18 years. If he doesn't want to be involved in your pregnancy and his own child's life, he should be just kicked to the wayside. He's obviously not man enough to be a responsible adult and was too dumb to figure this out before he had sex with you.
mercedeslove 0
YDI for not using birth control. Be more responsible woman! Good for him getting out while he can. Why should he have to suffer through your mistake. He clearly doesn't want kids, so why did you trap him into being a father?
ashleeyka 13
WTF is wrong with you 281???? What makes you think she didn't use BC! and since when is it ONLY HER responsibility! If either of them deserved it then it should be him too, maybe even more! If a guy wants to do that then why should the girl do all the work? You're pathetic and it's people like you that make our world crap.
theprey 0
you better have made that sammich.
SF_Marshmallow 0
Everyone needs to leave her alone. Just because she got pregnant at a young age doesnt mean she is a ****. She could of had sex just one time and gotten pregnant. You have no right to preach to her. None of you know the full story. So back up off of her and find something else to do with your lifes. And to you who posted the fml good luck with your baby, hope everything goes well.
samanthar 0
CHILD SUPPORT!! and be sure to cause him the normal baby momma drama too. that dude needs to be punched in his face