Today, my long-term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course, he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy, I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way too old for him. I'm three years younger than my fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I was out to lunch when someone in the distance proposed to his partner. She said yes, everyone clapped and cheered. I, on the other hand, burst into tears and couldn't stop bawling for about half an hour. I'm a 32 year-old man and didn't even know the happy couple. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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Top comments
IndigoKitty 3
Wow, what a spiteful, rude bitch to go stick her nose in to your moment and be so rude. you should have said "your way to old to still be alive" Congratulations on your engagement!
Ella_fml 17
Don't feel bad, people say stupid stuff sometimes, nothing personal, they just don't think.... One woman asked me if my brother and his gf are my parents... They're 5 years older than me!
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Comments (97)
blu7 0
hahahhahh she's so rude. so beneath you. some people just don't know how to share joy. have a wonderful, happy marriage!
nealarooni 0
look on the bright side. your getting married!
MinaXmassacre 0
Jealousy is a sickness, tell the bitch to get well soon.
hockeyhouse 5
I really hate that so many old people no longer have their internal filters. Congrats anyway, OP.
Anteezy 7
too*
Shobz 0
OMG! no way! That stupid old woman did you punch her? I would have. How dare she spoil your big moment! Aww congrats to you n ur bf :)
RedLoocee 0
I bet she's single... jealousy is a bitch.
fruitytootie 0
bitter old people.
N0vemberaccou_19 4
Congratulations! Don't let her get you down. She's probably jealous.
brainiac94 0
hahaha dumb old lady