Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I used the phrase "bitch please" in real life. It was funny until the "bitch" bitch-slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
Are you certain that wasn't a freudian slip?
junkman6 22
I guess you're into that rough stuff huh?
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Comments (68)
Monkerz 3
If you say it in a mean enough way, it is still usable as a threat.
hbeeeeeee95 3
tell me why I have totally done this :(... its just best to laugh it off :) good laugh for the day
October3461 12
You could of saved yourself by adding "up" at the end of it op :o
Cheez_Mastah 10
ARE YOU ******* SORRY? I hope people get the reference.
AngryD 9
you might as well have some fun with it he is going to remember it for years and not let you forget it
Ksweety_fml 27
Why the hell some of you worrying about how the hell we type and spell?. I bet some of you misspelled a few words too before. Smh... Grammar Nazi Mutha-*******.!
S4N 5
This made my day.
bazookajoey 27
That's a good laugh mate
rlTlk 13
Just quickly add "up so bad" to the end of it. All better. Well unless the first is preferred option XD
rlTlk 13
Well, guess that's what everyone else apparently already said. It's cuz it's funny. shut up, I didn't read the comments first XP
mattyiscool123 26
So many buried comments...