Today, some girl from Colorado called me. She knew my name. My Facebook. I had no idea how she got my number. She then asked me out. I say, "Sure…" sarcastically. She then called my girlfriend, who also lives in Colorado. Our relationship is now over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
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kerrygirl 13
its probably better it happened......seriously like if your girlfriends gonna test you like that then whats the point of being together in the first place
RufusCade 7
"random girl from Colorado", "I had no idea...", "girlfriend/../lives in Colorado" and you didn't see the connection? YDI
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Comments (121)
crookedtimber 0
How is this a FML? You ended a relationship with a paranoid woman. Congratulations! Believe me, it would only get worse later on.
sidvoltaire 0
ydf
LittleMissNaught 0
You said yes "sarcastically"? Ok I believe you!!!!!!!! Sounds like you had a lucky escape though, so be grateful. Perdix-what is wrong with ****???? Nice cheap hobby! Golf on the other hand, I would not admit to!
tuscany 0
i had a stalker once very bad
erjaguam 0
on a good note, now you know your gf does not trust you. your life doesn't suck nor you deserve this. you got lucky.
capslockisgood 19
ex-gf*
jts2 3
*facepalm* I agree with #21.
bballplaya100569 1
I don't know which one of you lacks more brain cells than the other, her for thinking she could pull one over you like that (having some "random" girl call you, in the state she lives in, knowing quite a bit about you) or you for the fact that, she tried to pull that stunt and succeeded, I would have seen through that in a heartbeat. And than broke up with her for being immature and for realizing just how stupid she is
The_Disturbed 5
Dude...as so many other people have said, FYL for having a paranoid girlfriend, but YDI for being too stupid to make the connection. It was a test, and you failed...even if it was a sarcastic reply. You're free from the paranoid one, so be happy.
som_fml 0
wow, sounds like she just wanted an excuse.
grunny 0
yeah Colorado!