Today, some girl from Colorado called me. She knew my name. My Facebook. I had no idea how she got my number. She then asked me out. I say, "Sure…" sarcastically. She then called my girlfriend, who also lives in Colorado. Our relationship is now over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
its probably better it happened......seriously like if your girlfriends gonna test you like that then whats the point of being together in the first place
RufusCade 7
"random girl from Colorado", "I had no idea...", "girlfriend/../lives in Colorado" and you didn't see the connection? YDI
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Comments (121)
mahamii_93 0
agree with #90 ..thats what i i think too
bollocks18 0
lol omg weird... I'm from coloradooooooooo!!! yay!
mxmaniac9 0
yeah relationships are about faith and trust... you wanna be with a bitch that does that shit all the time?
lovekimmers 0
i gotta say, your girl set you up to use it as an excuse to dump you. it seems pretty obvious
AmbrosiaFan 19
1. If your g/f breaks up with you without explanation, F HER life. You deserve better. 2. You shouldn't have said "yeah" sarcastically. 3. If it was your g/f testing you, you are good to be rid of her.
Rishy 0
#84 Serioisly **** off
chinisse_sayu 0
haha, i bet your girlfriend probably has an FML telling her side of the story. well ur better off without someone whos going to test you like that
baritone1whs07 1
u had to know someone is pranking you especially when your GIRlFRIEND lives in that state and she's probably the only one you know from there
bibbypower 0
what a dumb girlfriend.
TheJapaneseSushi 18
You gotta love us Colorado people.