Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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Top comments
Queen_bee1234 21
That's what you call blind love.
botanistjessica 24
This sounds like a scene from a cheesy romantic comedy, haha.
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Comments (73)
Nilorak 24
Bright eyes burning like fire.
missmonkie 16
that's why whenever the boyfriend and I take a shower together my back is to him.
RedPillSucks 33
That's no fun at all. At least some spooning should be involved, even if actual sex is not.
Jemm_fml 29
There's a certain thing called WUT WUT IN THE BUTT
bjdog98 9
Who washed their hair when in the shower with a lover? XD
graceinsheepwear 34
But I bet your boobs are sparkling clean! (Sarah Silverman)
Jemm_fml 29
Can't tell you how many times this happened to me. Wait till he "accidentally" pees on your foot and claims his territory.
sabrinalynn22 19
Well that's unfortunate.
Curlytwirly22 17
We'll that's neither one of your faults it's okay don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life sweetie
ahh_rats 15
Shower fail
christian2234 15
I remember when I use to do that.. Now I'm single... LOL
nchic01 17
doesnt sound like a very dirty shower to me!