Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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Top comments
Queen_bee1234 21
That's what you call blind love.
botanistjessica 24
This sounds like a scene from a cheesy romantic comedy, haha.
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Comments (73)
JMichael 26
Ah morning shower fun :)
AnmolArora 15
True! love is blind ...op
perdix 31
You're supposed to be having sex in the shower. Cleaning is for when you're alone. You're supposed to be gettin' dirty!
BluKatz 11
Who's to say this wasn't already the afterwards? Unless you happened to be watching...
mFUNdo21 17
he's always watching...
Sports_guy3 28
#49- Same with Doc...
buttcramp 21
this sucks but it's also hilarious!
ballerboy20 8
technically it blows
corporatescoundr 25
Things like this are the reason I hate taking showers with someone else... There's a difference between having sex/a romantic moment in the shower to taking an actual shower with someone...
olpally 33
That sounds like fun...
allie2590 31
Probably not if the guy is the one doing the spitting!
DividableByZero 11
But look at all the water you save!
raininginseattle 9
Use your hands to feel around...
ffffffffck 13
the image in my head just made my day, thank you op!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I totally agree, 20. When I'm romancing in the shower, it's obviously more about romance than getting cleaned up, but when I'm actually in there to get clean I prefer to do it alone. One reason is because showers are usually small, not all of course, but most are. It's a pain in the ass to move around one another. Every once in a while I enjoy sharing the shower with my girlfriend, but it's definitely not an every day ordeal.