Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran-wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard the doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They'd saran-wrapped my car again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
That is ******* awesome. You got owned twice.
Aelaena 6
Who does that?
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Comments (159)
ams116 0
Just leave some empty shotgun shells in your car--that'll worry them enough not to **** with you.
dberri05 2
another reason why people should always carry guns. shoot those little *******
codaic1549 0
ha. lmao
plexico 4
They must hate you! That is a hell of a lot of work to pwn someone, and it is probably expensive to do a car! You must really be a jackass!
littlegolferboy 4
Maybe you should get some new friends that don't have the mentality of 8th graders.
kelther 0
man, that's awesome. i'd laugh my ass off if someone did that to my car.
pompompom_fml 0
not at the moment you find out
beaniebabe 0
Now your car will stay fresh ;)
pinkpooh123 0
Haha sorta not an fml bc its just funny but... You got owned twice!!! Lmao
CherishFlowers 0
What a waste!
maverick21703 0
At least it'll stay fresh longer. I have a feeling whoever saran wrapped your car is feeling just as annoyed at your efforts to deter their mindset of keeping things around them tightly wrapped in the freshness provided by the good people at saran.
00754chan 0
i see the kids in my area do this alll the time. sometimes they cling wrap across roads, from pole to pole or tree to tree. and wrap expensive cars , then wrap another few layers around the car and a close pole/tree, in an effort to join them together. then they move to the end of the street and wrap around poles/trees on either side. When they're done they pop their hoodies up, and leg it. It's absolutely hilarious to watch.