Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran-wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard the doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They'd saran-wrapped my car again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
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24788 7
That is ******* awesome. You got owned twice.
Aelaena 6
Who does that?
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Comments (159)
staceybby 0
Err, do you mean cling film? :S
Sambo110 0
It's glad wrap in Australia.
ncochrum 0
Saran is a brand of plastic wrap, which is like cling film I suppose. America also makes a Glad brand of plastic wrap.
iamme_fml 0
cling wrap, saran wrap, plastic wrap, it's all the same....
pandacore 0
I thought it was called "surround wrap"? Hahah
maggy_fml 0
i call it plastic wrap. i'm a new yorker though, i guess that's how we say it.
Jimboom 12
Lol. Epic Prank. Go through the list of people you may have pissed off recently and I'm sure you will find the culprit. And when you do OJ the seats in their car.
redbluegreen 41
I can't help but squirm at the OJ reference.
Kylias 6
Do you mean poor orange juice on them (to ruin them) or... er... to stab them? Either way, nya. xD
fml__love 0
Wow, someone must have a lot of time on their hands.
nicelyjohnson 0
anyone care to explain the OJ reference? Cuz the only thing that comes to mind is orange juice, and I doubt that would've made #15 squirm...
redbluegreen 41
Google O.J. Simpson. I was gonna copy/paste, but I don't know how some people might feel about it being here.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
lol @ not being about to read the abbreviation of orange juice without thinking of a criminal.
soccergirl37 0
OJ, as in OJ Simpson, stabbed somebody. So, they're saying he should slash the seats in their culprits' cars, ruining them
EMR_fml 0
The person whose house you were at isn't your friend.
redbluegreen 41
#21 - America has Glad Wrap too.
anamaia 5
Sooner or later they'd run out of Saran Wrap xD
FML_Add1cT 0
#19 and money to.
anonymos_fml 0
Wow... u got ****** twice man. and #4 saran wrap is wut u wrap sandwiches, left over in.. here's a link to it's picture http://www.montpelier.k12.nd.us/saran.jpg
wantmenot 0
what a waste of plastic imo