Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML
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Top comments
kleider1 9
Dude. I think she has trust issues
ChickenInMyKitch 4
You gotta wait for that second ring brah
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Comments (477)
steveakafranxy 7
I think that the fact that she reacts like this implies that she is very controlling and paranoid and you need to get rid of her quick
kat_95 1
well someone sounds crazy.
NikkaIraKate 1
She be giving you more shitty problems later on if you don't quit on her now.just saying bro
meidel 5
So answer on the second ring
StitchnLilo 24
Leave the crazy hoe! Or just ignore her calls!
cupcakesnpot 9
obviously this girl has some serious issues! I say dump her, obviously she isnt how do i say trusting or mature??? well wich ever you prefer enough to be in this relationship, but then agian I dont know all the details so ill shut up. Best of luck OP, your going to need it from what i hear.....
wangle 2
leave her
glittercookies 12
I have a good idea. Stop picking up her calls altogether
thisgirl2u 9
Well you should know that any normal person answers on the 4th ring. Now what is needed to be done in order to fix this mess is the next time she calls make sure you answer by the 2nd ring and then quickly hang up before saying hello once you've done this then Immediately call back but only let it ring 2 times, because if it rings 3 times she's definitely cheating ( but she will probably answer on the first ring) and at which time you should let her know that she is coming off as being a little desperate. Anyway in my opinion you should both continue your relationship through text messages, seeing as neither of you are able to understand the proper etiquette for phone calling and the number of rings that one must allow to happen before answering.
sexxme 9
Damn, girls these days....I apologize on their behalf.