Annoying Work Make it stop

Make it stop

whatzthehell - 03/06/2009 10:31 - Kuwait

Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML

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ssssssssuck a dick, boss - 18/08/2013 17:29 - United States - Kalispell

Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML

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Leave me alone

Anonymous - 01/05/2022 10:00

Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML

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Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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Gummy

speechless - 02/11/2010 17:20 - Canada

Today, I had a toothache and applied some numbing gel to soothe the pain. Too much came out and made my whole mouth numb. A man came into my work, thought I was making fun of his lisp, and stormed out really upset. He later called to complain about me. The boss just called me to his office. FML

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Anonymous - 18/10/2012 06:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML

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Social skills

Anonymous - 29/07/2019 18:00

Today, a really pretty girl came into my work, but when I went up to help her, my brain misfired and I accidentally said, "How can I hump you?" She yelled at me, and my manager put me on probation. FML

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Whiner!

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Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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Troublemaker

Anonymous - 11/01/2022 05:01

Today, a new hire at my workplace, who is already on probation, yelled at me about filing an HR complaint about him. I had customers, who definitely heard. I've never filed a complaint. FML

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Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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untoldfame 3

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:06

a whistling dick huh? that could be quite the party trick.

WildClown 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:03

You're the dick. YDI.

honkl 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:36

What are you a man-*****?

ber254 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:36

YDI for being rude.

miaumiau 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:50

yeah you should have used better language, but he shouldn't have been annoying like that. just cause he's your manager shouldn't mean he gets to be obnoxious.

Ariel09 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:51

YDI for not saying please. :)

kevo17 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:51

LOL number 3

nonynony 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:08

Even if it wasn't the GM, how would this have been appropriate at work? You can't talk like that to your coworkers, unless you're all good friends who always mess around with each other.

tje210_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:11

ydi fuckface

kiit23 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:23

Manners. Use them. Your fault.

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Thursday 4 June 2009 1:26

"I'm still on probation" Not anymore! :D Really, though--if you were still on probation, you'd think you'd be cognizant enough to say, "Would the PERSON who's whistling please stop? I have an awful headache." But you don't want your job.