Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
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NomOnShroomz 14
Who let Rebecca Black get FML?
ATLBOI770 0
baby:1 op:0 baby wins
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Comments (156)
MrOcean 0
Dont feel too bad. Babies can be mean.
bryyxoo 0
at least he said please
CitrusGirl 0
Maybe she's just a good singer and you're not. But you should still punish him for smacking you.
Opium_Production 5
You must suck at singing haha
IndiRae 9
No shit, Sherlock.
just_cr1s 4
No shit.
youngmoneylover 0
awwhh..... you're really that bad?
salvorican 24
Hey maybe one day he'll be a judge on American Idol :)
yuviluv 5
I would smack him back.
cumverg 0
I know one thing for sure- your sister isn't Helen Keller
Omgpwned1234 0
FTW
JuliaSirckle 3
Did you bite the bee back?
jemama 1
Wrong FML. :)
hahahahepicfail 0
i know lol i think he means the other pne
DocBastard 40
You deserve it for thinking Nickelback would make for a good lullaby.
chester75 5
wow either someone hacked your account,or you lost your sarcastically witty touch Doc.
Keyman1212 14
Don't sing Rebecca Black, and that won't happen. Besides, it isn't even Friday OP.