Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
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NomOnShroomz 14
Who let Rebecca Black get FML?
ATLBOI770 0
baby:1 op:0 baby wins
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textwork 4
play him music instead...
CheckMyProfile 17
someone has an ugly voice! :D
dippin 0
must be a terrible singer
daAce77 8
At least he said please.
pertained 12
-facepalm-
yougotapes 7
that's awesome... at least he is honest lol
EvilPotato 15
A voice that makes babies smack you...Some voice.
herrobear 0
Smack him back and say, "Don't you ever hit me again, boi."
dolphincheddar 10
yea.. don't sing, for the good of the people
Shy_Anne 10
you must sound like Justin Beiber
shannonreneee 11
Children are so brutally honest. I love it
DrugsAreBadMmkay 0
He'll get a good laugh out of that one day..
sarahxD1234 5
put on Friday by Rebecca black and a see what happens.
dolphincheddar 10
if you put that on the baby would most likely die due to it's eardrums exploding violently, as well as anyone else that can hear that deadly frequency
KingGeorgeGal 12
Some kids like feminine voices over male.
TempestRain 0
I thought OP was female?...
MetallicaRules19 4
play him some Parkway Drive :D that will put some lead in his pencil :)
ATLBOI770 0
baby:1 op:0 baby wins
nicobington 1
sounds like a soccer game
EffinToofer 3
Flawless victory!
Lauren10102 3
I find it funny how he baby slaps her, then goes on to say "please"
justsayin27 0
haha u suck at singing :D
daBeast155 0
well you'll have no problem picking a godmother
soccersgr8 6
ya think???
breakfast411 0
lolumadbro
CryMoreFMLs 15
And coming from a troll at that? Damn. That kid just owned hardcore.
moioi_fml 0
Well obviously OP is mad because they got bitch slapped by the kid.
iLazy 0
3 memes in a row? lol
moioi_fml 0
^c-c-combo breaker :/
KiddNYC1O 22
There's absolutely something to be mad or frustrated about; the situation at hand.
cre8or99 0
at#4.theresthiscoolnewinventioncalledaspacebar....tryit
moioi_fml 0
imonanipodinohasspacebarzerz
BaconDave 12
mypenisbig
Justforlolz 14
126- Damn, just how big is it? You know.... your...ummmmm... Pen? *troll face*
madhukar 3
@ #126 liar.
pharmbrooke35 0
that sucks. oh well just hum I guess!
Snookicutie 0
That sucks. The kids I babysit LOVE it when I sing. I'll sing for hours.
volley4eva1698 0
that's SOO cool! we all care so deeply
CryMoreFMLs 15
I so jelly, I turned into jam.
landonlasater 3
tellmemore.jpg
shybear15 0
same with me
fina444 10
omg I guess you need singing lessons
jwoww17 0
haha @ 49 lol
xforestx 0
Parenting at its finest....
NomOnShroomz 14
Who let Rebecca Black get FML?
mk58 31
Teenage pregnancy? I knew Rebecca Black was a bad egg.
JesusFishTaco 5
Justin Bieber was probably like, "Suck my juicy balls, Rebecca," and made this FML just to spite her. What he doesn't know is that Rebecca Black was watching him from a nearby window as she poured herself some cereal, plotting her revenge. Now when her next single, "Saturday," comes out, she'll say that she has a daily routine of going to the public toilet and, after deciding which seat to take, wiping her ass with his posters.
zachattack112492 4
#30. waaayyyyyyy to much effort went into tht
OWNZ 0
I GOT IT!!!! Maybe justin Beiber is her sister!!!
1215116a 14
No 64, his efforts are pretty good, so I applaud you #30, a 7 out of 10. *claps*
shybear15 0
lol #30 you're awesome
JesusFishTaco 5
Ikr 64. It took like a whole minute and a half to write it. I was pooped.
hahahahepicfail 0
lol #30 how long it take u yo make that it is amasibg
choose8 0
Never know it might be Justin Beiber.
gangssaboo 0
82- what the hell does that say
sarahxD1234 5
I guess she decided to take the back seat ;)
JoeyPterodactyl 0
Obviously, as a woman, you're going to take it as a personal affront, rather than thinking he wouldn't like your voice no matter who it came out of.
CitrusGirl 0
I think a man would also feel insulted if his child hit him in the face...
Snookicutie 0
I don't think that Rebbecca Black had a kid...