Today, someone in my 8-floor appartment building got an airhorn. They seem to enjoy using it. I can't work out where they are. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I learned that the gong my job installed less than 30 feet from my desk is being moved, due to noise complaints. To the office building I'm moving to in a few weeks. FML
Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
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Top comments
EpicJman2828 11
It's time for another game of "Where's Douchebag!"
Rainhawk94 27
#15 calm down hitler
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Comments (99)
thecrazymancan 17
In this situation you're SUPPOSED to tell the landlords, but what fun is that? Wouldn't you rather hunt them down and beat them to death with a crowbar? I know I would. If worst comes to worst you could just burn the entire building down (I'm kidding of course (well mostly anyways)).
myfmylifemoments 8
Practice being a referee with a whistle. sing opera arias off key and loudly or get a violin and practice sounding god-awful.
EvilLittleMan 23
That blows !
meggleskm 7
Sounds like it's the perfect time to learn how to play the tuba.
herpderp1234 17
Fight fire with fire; buy TWO airhorns! They'll get the message eventually.
cjl922 17
They must be MLG
PsudoAnon 20
Note: by "I can't work outwhere they are," OP means she can't determine where they are. It is NOT the case that her exercise routine must take place a certain distance away from them.