Today, someone in my 8-floor appartment building got an airhorn. They seem to enjoy using it. I can't work out where they are. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I learned that the gong my job installed less than 30 feet from my desk is being moved, due to noise complaints. To the office building I'm moving to in a few weeks. FML
Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
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EpicJman2828 11
It's time for another game of "Where's Douchebag!"
Rainhawk94 27
#15 calm down hitler
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Comments (99)
JonBall 17
Just go to the landlord or management of the building and complain, they'll find the culprit for you and get them to stop
Not_Impressed13 9
Why not simply file a noise complaint? Let the cops figure out which apartment it is.
OzzMonster 10
The mating call of the airhorn sure does have a certain lyrical quality to it.
papayeya 18
Call 911 from a pay phone ..tell them that u heard multiple gun shots at ur neighbor's apartment and u heard a lady screaming lol.. nah just call 911 and file a complain for disturbance :)
worldclassrager 41
Use that as a change of exercise unless it's too constant...or wear ear plugs or maybe have some music to cover what you can...
Faff 20
FYL indeed OP, But you have to admit that it is funny.
ahd94 21
I'm an idiot. I thought you meant that you couldn't work out as in exercise. No wonder I didn't get it..
grghillis96 15
He's singing you the song of his people
Treyaldermen 8
You really can't...? Seriously? It's not hard. Radio, Headphones, Tv. Ignore it?
realtingdis 12
My boss just brought in a huge air compressor to do the same thing. Except he does it at quitting time.