Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into a coffee shop where I always flirt with the cute barista who I think likes me, and confidently told her I'd have "the usual." She just stared at me blankly and said, "I have literally never seen you before in my life." FML
Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I heard, "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
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bestnamever 6
Lil' cook guy? That's a really weird thing to say
mmplayer 0
it's because you go to the bagel shop everyday and now, you have man boobs.
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Comments (26)
SuperAsianPie 0
I like bagel :]
mmplayer 0
it's because you go to the bagel shop everyday and now, you have man boobs.
satanic_fml 13
im hungry now
goodtimesx2 0
time for a new haircut!
Iwannabetreo 11
#1: All said
skynash23 0
Ouch!
Khalavaster 0
Aww. Get a haircut miss.
SAF_fml 0
m a **** lol
kirbz 0
u deserve it for being fat and him thinking their boobs XD
eyepuppy 31
what the hell are you on about?
WhyworldWhy 0
well if you don't like people calling you don't look like it
Sindy_fml 4
aaaaaaaaaa u freshie
dangletsbang21 0
that's deffinetly not as bad as being called a boy if your a girl, but yeah you should probably get a haircut :)
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Double standards much?