Today, someone in my 8-floor appartment building got an airhorn. They seem to enjoy using it. I can't work out where they are. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I learned that the gong my job installed less than 30 feet from my desk is being moved, due to noise complaints. To the office building I'm moving to in a few weeks. FML
Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
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Top comments
EpicJman2828 11
It's time for another game of "Where's Douchebag!"
Rainhawk94 27
#15 calm down hitler
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Comments (99)
fakedsincerity 32
hahaha that's hilarious. well probably not for you. but I'd probably be the asshole doing it.
gracehi 33
People like you are what's wrong with the world. Kindly fall off its face.
Rainhawk94 27
I hope she steps on a Lego
fakedsincerity 32
lighten up, cupcakes! ;)
perdix 31
#31, an asshole with an airhorn? Somehow I get the image of someone trying to play a bugle with their anus. I just felt like sharing:)
Not_Impressed13 9
*vainly tries to get that image out of his head*
fakedsincerity 32
would have to eat lots of beans first, #53.
grghillis96 15
Some people just want to watch the world burn
The_Big_Boss 20
I would buy an airhorn aswell and join in
JMichael 26
I just love annoying neighbors..
mariepastyglue 30
Do you mean you just love annoying neighbors, or you just love annoying, neighbors?
fakedsincerity 32
hmmm three possibilities. 1. you enjoy annoying the neighbours. 2. you enjoy having annoying neighbours. 3. you sarcastically enjoy having annoying neighbours. I go with 3.
Lydiaanninos 5
oh god that sucks. I hope he doesn't do it at night
screamingpanda 6
more than likely there is a lobby type area. put fake eviction notices. on the walls and under the doors of the other apartments telling them to cut their shit.
Miaku 11
Maybe you could complain to the landlord?
jrock9093 18
That sucks when you do break it!
jonahwalzer 12
This is why i just hate some people...
KimmyCupZ 21
Happy hunting, OP. :P
lifesacircus 8
play miley cyrus' album bangerz on repeat
Fernando83 19
I don't hate her music but I definitely do hate her.