Today, someone in my 8-floor appartment building got an airhorn. They seem to enjoy using it. I can't work out where they are. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Today, I learned that the gong my job installed less than 30 feet from my desk is being moved, due to noise complaints. To the office building I'm moving to in a few weeks. FML
Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
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Top comments
EpicJman2828 11
It's time for another game of "Where's Douchebag!"
Rainhawk94 27
#15 calm down hitler
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Dodge4x4Ram 46
say something to them
NeighSoulSister 6
Yeah, except OP doesn't know who's causing the noise.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
ah good point
Grauncho 27
You really are special.
Rainhawk94 27
You could kindly go up there and politely tell them to shut the f#@k up
nhbasskid13 23
OP said they don't know who it is, do you even read?
Rainhawk94 27
Oh i do. I mean its a loud noise how hard is it to find the source. She already knows its on the 8th floor
Dusty_Busters 15
No she meant there are 8 floors in the building and she doesn't know where it's coming from.
perdix 31
Just look at your neighbors. The one who doesn't look angry and exhausted is the one with the air horn.
Croquis_fml 14
Think of it as them cheering you on, OP.
bobo_the_bear 5
Learn to play the bag pipes for revenge.
xx000o 27
They are freaks of nature, treat them like zombies.
Enslaved 38
Knock on ALL your neighbour's doors and ask if they're the prick with the air-horn? If they're not-- ask if they'll help join your lynch mob to narrow the area down and find the ******!
1dvs_bstd 41
Get a vuvuzela, checkmate.
KimmyCupZ 21
Those things can drive anyone to insanity. I cannot stand those things.
1dvs_bstd 41
The vuvuzelas in the 2010 fifa world cup was like listening to a swarm of bees.. i figured the neighbor has no regard for the others in the apartment, hence the payback in kind.
misslady23 10
Put some loud Justin Bieber on :P
Aussieinusa 5
If OP played Bieber, I would think the rest of the tenants would buy airhorns for themselves just to drown it out
FrankHotpants 31
You can either inform them and the management or, be a troll until you get your point across.