Sex and Intimacy: Make believe - FML

Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

agreeclassic 58 914

vote type 1 5 517

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

agreeclassic 35 956

vote type 1 8 865

By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

agreeclassic 32 245

vote type 1 4 289

Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Spicy

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

agreeclassic 29 024

vote type 1 6 197

Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

agreeclassic 41 467

vote type 1 6 714

By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 05:31 - United States

Spicy

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

agreeclassic 37 003

vote type 1 7 293

Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Spicy

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

agreeclassic 20 640

vote type 1 4 358

By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

agreeclassic 12 464

vote type 1 1 428

Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

agreeclassic 36 812

vote type 1 4 453

By TheLostCauseFML - 25/10/2017 05:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML

agreeclassic 5 034

vote type 1 1 006

By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

agreeclassic 3 881

vote type 1 1 809

Next

TOP COMMENTS

shazzahllala 0

Monday 17 August 2009 12:12

Ouch. FYL.

danielrp34 7

Monday 17 August 2009 12:32

mmmm He knows how to talk dirty.

Comments

Lady_Lakura 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 19:13

Defintly Roleplay me and my BF do it all the time He puts on sexy accents and he's really good at it. He also asks me to pretend I'm Rogue, or Troi, or anyone else sexy in Sci-Fi or fantasy. He prentends to be Spock or Worf or Nightcralwer for me.... What can I say? We're geeks? But anyway, RPing FTW, it's really refreshing, mix it up. Try prentindng to be something or someone else.

kile88 2

Friday 6 November 2009 16:42

wtf is with this "hot and heavy" bs

seinouye 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 6:55

did u punch him in the head? lol

birdsfly01 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:17

LOL!! That's soooo funny. Ha and oh yeah I'm sorry. You could just be real ugly or something though no offense!! : D

roadie42 21

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:16

Aunt Jemima FTW!

samantha_durano 6

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:34

god damn, I'd get pissed, ******* dump him.

tnb0005 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:40

wow do you suck that bad?

PowerAdapter 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 1:52

WillDaBeast83 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:19

you do realize he was probably joking right?

xGTFx 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 11:01

so he wants to rol play no big deal. stop bitchin

3
4
5
6
7

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Top

Today, I was walking around my block when a random stranger pulled up next to me. He assumed I was a woman, and started catcalling me. I'm a 34-year-old man with a wife and kids, and my hair isn't even long. FML

agreeclassic 3 000

vote type 1 251

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

agreeclassic 26 994

vote type 1 5 366

Today, I had a school band concert in which I was doing a clarinet solo. I had a Laffy Taffy before the concert. Little did I know part of the wrapper got stuck in my hair. I went through the whole concert like that and I was so embarrassed when I found out afterwards. FML

agreeclassic 730

vote type 1 298

Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML

agreeclassic 11 596

vote type 1 57 303

Today, I applied for the health and safety representative role at work as an add-on to my role. I convinced a co-worker to put his name down along with mine so I wasn't the only one. He didn't want it so much, and it went to a vote… which I lost. FML

agreeclassic 123

vote type 1 413

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

agreeclassic 23 557

vote type 1 19 088