Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role-playing during sex when he suddenly said, "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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shazzahllala 0
Ouch. FYL.
danielrp34 7
mmmm He knows how to talk dirty.
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Comments (68)
ram1212 0
nice
tubesocks_ 0
I don't think he meant it like that, i think he wanted kinky, role play sex. Like you're the woman in distresss and he's the fire man.
aresgirl 0
you should have pretended to be his mother :)
aback 5
"I dunno, Sweetie--I'm still having problems pretending you're GOOD at this."
fylfmlydi 0
this.
vita_questa_roba 0
''Okay, baby, you pretend I'm someone else. You can pretend Im someone who enjoys sex with you and you're pinky sized penis that lasts about 23.04 seconds -- hurry, before you finish!''
iFruit 0
Pretend you're Hannah Montana!
nike1 0
You're either extremely ugly, or he's just a jerk.
ms_nobody 0
Just cause she is pretending to be someone does nt mean she physically turns into them. So if she is a ugly regularly she will still be ugly pretending to be someone else! ur dumb
nike1 0
U think he would like to bang Hannah Montana? Do you? XD
flinkpamingo 0
Let's pretend my foot's NOT up your ass!
Zombierella 2
LMFAO